THE SIX STAGES OF POTTERMORE GRIEF:
(Hyperbole and a Half style)
STEP ONE - Registration (Getting your hopes up)
STEP TWO - Denial (You think you’re gonna get that e-mail right away? Ha!)
STEP THREE - Slow Realization (THE WELCOME E-MAIL IS A LIE!!!)
STEP FOUR - ANGER (I’m in a rage! This is the maddest I’ve ever been!)
STEP FIVE: Bargaining (I. Will. Do. Anything. ANYTHING.)
STEP SIX: Depression (What did I do wrong? Am I not good enough for you?)
